Introduction:
I don’t know what prompted me to start this. I was talking to Sally/Mifuyne at the time. That’s about all I remember.
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Dorothy has just entered #Kansas
<Dorothy>: Omg! I’m in black and white! this is not teh sex!
<Toto>: u need a new monitor, d00d.
<Cranky_Old_Witch>: liek, fux j00 Dorothy! u fsuking n00b!
*Cranky_Old_Witch cackles rides past on her bike
*Dorothy is now playing: “Somewhere Over The Rainbow.mp3″
Random_Tornado has just entered #Kansas
<Dorothy>: omg! A tornado!
<@Random_Tornado>: Like, no shit?… fucking n00b
*Random_Tornado is now playing: “Tornado/Witch music.mp3″
Dorothy has been kicked from #Kansas by Random_Tornado
Toto has been kicked from #Kansas by Random_Tornado
<@Random_Tornado>: Owned!
Quit: Random_Tornado
Dorothy has just entered #Oz
Toto has just entered #Oz
W1ck3d_W17ch_0f_T3h_3a57: OMGHAX!
Quit: W1ck3d_W17ch_0f_T3h_3a57 (owned by house)
<Dorothy>: I don’t think we’re in #Kansas anymore, Toto.
<Toto>: I could have told you that.
<@/\/\unc|-|k1n_1> Hi Dorothy and Toto
<@/\/\unc|-|k1n_2> y0! W3lc0m3 T0 0zz0rz,
<@/\/\unc|-|k1n_3> omg! you owned W1ck3d_W17ch_0f_T3h_3a57!
*/\/\unc|-|k1n_3 is now playing: “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead.mp3″
White_Witch has entered #Oz
<@White_Witch>: Hello Dorothy, I am here to help you
<Dorothy>: omg, where am I?
<@White_Witch>: You’re in #Oz
<Dorothy>: I wanna go back to #Kansas
<@/\/\unc|-|k1n_1> Already? fsuking n00b!
/\/\unc|-|k1n_1 was kicked from #Oz by White_Witch (Be nice)
/\/\unc|-|k1n_1 has entered #Oz
<@White_Witch>: You need to follow the yellow brick road, and then go to the Emerald City, to see The Wizard Of Oz.
~W1kk3d W1tch~ has entered #Oz
<~W1kk3d W1tch~>: Bwahahahaha!!! j00 will never leave here alive!
<@White_Witch>: Shit off, we hate you with a passion
<~W1kk3d W1tch~>: I SHAN’T!
*White_Witch has set: +b !@wickedwitches.landofoz.net
<~W1kk3d W1tch~>: Ugh, okay, I’m leaving…
Quit: ~W1kk3d W1tch~ (I’ll get you, my pretty… and your little dog, too.)
<@White_Witch>: Anyway, follow the yellow brick road
*/\/\unc|-|k1n_2 has changed the channel topic to ‘ Follow the yellow brick road’
*@/\/\unc|-|k1n_3 is now playing: “Follow The Yellow Brick Road.mp3″
<Dorothy>: Thanks everyone!
Quit: Dorothy (following the yellow brick road)
Quit: Toto (following Dorothy)
(some time later)
Dorothy has entered #Field
Toto has entered #Field
<Scarecrow>: Hi there
<Dorothy>: Hi Mr. Scarecrow
*Toto humps Dorothy’s leg
<Scarecrow>: Can you help me down from here?
*Dorothy helps Scarecrow
<Scarecrow>: Wanna cyber?
<Dorothy>: OMFG! NO!
*Dorothy starts to leave
<Scarecrow>: come back! I’m sorry… I don’t have a brain…
<Toto>: No shit…
<Dorothy>: You don’t have a brain?
<Scarecrow>: I don’t have a brain…
*Scarecrow is now playing: “If I Only Had A Brain.mp3″
<Dorothy>: omg, that sucks… Toto and I need to see the Wizard, perhaps you can come with us.
<Scarecrow>: okay.
Quit: Dorothy (Off to see the Wizard)
Quit: Toto (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
Quit: Scarecrow (You’ll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz there was!)
(In #Wiccan)
<~W1kk3d W1tch~>: Stupid girl…. she’s falling right into my trap…
<W1tchy_w0m4n>: omfg, wut a n00b!
<~W1kk3d W1tch~>: yeah, heh.
(some time later)
Dorothy has entered #forest
Toto has entered #forest
Scarecrow has entered #forest
<Dorothy>: Hey! what’s that?
<Toto>: It looks to be a human computer.
<Scarecrow>: Ooh! Does it run Linux?
<Tinman>: I’m a tinman you fuckwit.
<Scarecrow>: Ah, Windows…. what a shame.
<Dorothy>: A Tinman?
<Tinman>: Yes, a tinman… see that can of oil over there?
<Dorothy>: Yeah
<Dorothy>: Pick that up and oil my joints willya? I’m stuck here
*Dorothy picks up the oil and oils Tinman
*Tinman starts moving his joints and breathes a sigh of relief
<Tinman>: Now…. where the fuck’s my axe?
<Dorothy>: Why do you need an axe?
<Tinman>: So I can cut your dog up and take it’s heart
*Toto slaps Tinman with a trout
<Dorothy>: Why would you want to do that?
<Tinman>: Because I don’t have a heart
<Dorothy>: You don’t have a heart?
*Tinman is now playing: If I Only Had A Heart.mp3
<Toto>: Oh for the love of Black Jeebus.
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It has been long since abandoned. I don’t know if I’ll bother finishing it. Means I have to watch The Wizard of Oz… *shudder*