Okay Norway,
I’ve been pretty nice to you. When Weebl said “forget Norway!” I didn’t… Hell, I don’t even like Kenya.
…Okay, so that’s the best example I could come up with of me being nice to you. Still, considering I have no reason to give half a fuck about you; I’m being pretty nice.
That is until this:
You go out dressed like that?! I mean, kudos and all, but honestly. You now have everyone praising your checkered love and you’re getting fangroups on Facebook and shit.
“What’s the problem?” I hear you ask? Using my Norwegian to English book I keep in handy for such situations.
Well, The problem is, I wear these:
Not pictured: My ACTUAL vans, which are worn to fuck.
Oh look! THE SAME PATTERN! Albeit monochrome. How come you get all the Facebook love JUST FOR WEARING PANTS while I’m struggling to promote my currently in pre-production webseries (coming to YouTube in 2010)? Come on. Don’t hog the limelight. At least I can get away with wearing my shoes out and about. Go and wear your fancy checkered pants at your local without being laughed at. Go on!
…Okay, maybe I’m being petty. How about you wear those pants on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and I’ll wear my vans on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays. It’s not like we’re fighting over testicular cancer or anything.
More to the point, with the getup you have now, why aren’t you wearing checkered vans? I mean seriously. If you’re going to wear the pants, might as well complete the ensenble. Total wasted opportunity there!