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DVD Review: Spaced

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Late to the game again am I? Drat!

So being Australian and thus, in a country where we get everyone else’s sloppy seconds when it comes to home entertainment has been a spot of bother for me many a time. One of these, is that -despite the fact it’s been released everywhere else, Australia has totally missed out on a british sitcom known as Spaced.

Yes, despite the fact that Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz (and to a lesser extent, their cameos in Black Books and other films/TV shows) have propelled Simon Pegg and Nick Frost into household names of sorts, the brilliant albeit somewhat flawed series which made them household names everyfuckingwhere else seems to have fallen to the wayside because people are too busy watching Matt Lucas and David Walliams act like utter fuckbends in Little Britain.

I, due to a multitude of contacts (read: searched ebay) have finally nabbed a copy of the definitive 3 Disc edition of Spaced, which contains both seasons plus an extra disc of interviews and other bits and bobs.

For those who are also Australian don’t know much about the show, Spaced focuses on the lives of Tim Bisley (Simon Pegg) and Daisy Steiner (Jess Hynes) two good friends who pretend to be a couple in order to move into a flat in Tufnell Park. Hilarity ensues as they try to keep the facade up among the prying eyes of their landlord Marsha (Julia Deakin) and their conceptual artist neighbour Brian (Mark Heap). Other characters include Daisy’s friend Twist (Katy Carmichael) and Tim’s friend, Mike (Nick Frost).

So how is Spaced? It’s hard to explain, as it both hits home for the viewer (especially those who actually get all the pop culture references), as well as being somewhat distanced from reality. Not to froth fanboyishly over it, but the end result is nothing I’ve really seen until now. Sure, what’s there has been DONE before, but not in the winning combination that Spaced has cooked up.

Spaced as a whole, is brilliant. Pegg and Hynes play that “awkward profressional couple” angle well enough that it’s almost believable. Everyone else also do a great job with their roles and there are only a few times where a character will skip a beat. What makes the characters all the more loveable, is that they’re the kind of people you’d probably know in real life. Spaced is very much one of those shows where you’ll be comparing characters to your friends/family/pets.

My main problem with the show however, is that it kinda relies a little too much on pop culture. So your household’s avid watcher of Keeping Up Appearances might want to skip this one.

As far as the extras go? There is a reason why this is the “collector’s” or “definitive” edition. Both the season discs and the special features disc are chock-a-block with deleted scenes, outtakes, commentary, and much more. One feature of note is the lengthy “making of”, which goes into the history of the series, and interviews pretty much every man, woman, child and lycanthrope involved in the series. Great value for money here.

All in all, a great package of probably one of the best British sitcoms ever made.

When old is new again

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I’ve been a gamer for as long as I can remember. Even before I bought my first console, I rocked the high-score list on Boulder Dash on the first family computer… We’re talking TAPES man! None of this newfangled “floppy disk” or “CD-Rom” bullshit.

In saying this, I’m now in my 20′s and I’ve seen a lot of gaming trends come and go. Oftentimes I was a little late to the party because the parents didn’t see the point of buying the latest and greatest computers and consoles every 2 years. Not to say I didn’t have fun still playing The Secret of Monkey Island by the time Unreal Tournament came out, but I was left in the dark quite a bit. No harm done really, since all the games I wanted to play in my teens are now twenty bucks down at Big W. I call that a win.

Fast forward to my purchase of a swanky new Xbox 360 and a recently-transferred Xbox Live subscription and -much to my delight, I can relive my teens and play old-school games without having to set up the RF box and tune the Sega Genesis to Channel 0.

Not only that, but “classic” game genres seem to be making a comeback with some of the other Live Arcade games. Two of them being the recently launched ‘Castle Crashers’. and ‘Alien Homind’. Both from Newgrounds alumni ‘The Behemoth’, which both are takes on the old side-scrolling hack and slash games such as Golden Axe and Streets of Rage.

It’s stuff like this that really makes this current generation of consoles shine. The fact that not only can hardcore gamers who LIVE for their overpriced hobby, but casual gamers who would rather stare mindlessly at a Solitaire or Bejeweled game can get their money’s worth no matter what console (Though, if you’re all really smart, you’d buy an Xbox 360. Trust me, the red ring of death issue is worth it) is truly a step forward in game companies catering to all gamers, and providing better value for money.

Now if people would stop releasing shit like Too Human and The Golden Compass, that’ll be impressive.

Katy Perry is a stupid bint (and a list of songs people need to stop listening to)

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For every step of progress in human decency, there’s always one person who seems to take it two steps back.

Congratulations Katy Perry, you’re a champ. Thanks for taking evolution back a notch with such pop “hits” as “UR So Gay” and “I Kissed A Girl”.

While being an insipid fuckstain isn’t new in the world of music, Ms. Perry takes it to a whole new level. Normally, I’d be impressed. I mean, offending a whole subculture of people with two measly songs? That takes skill… and a shitty dance beat with pointless immature vocals.

However, her pro champagne dyke/bi-curious fucktard anthem “I Kissed A Girl” is nothing to be congratulated. Not only does it suck, but it trivializes the whole bi/gay subculture. Same goes for her second single “UR So Gay”, which truly brings out the mentally impaired high-school dipshit neanderthal that Katy Perry truly is. For example:

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about L.A.
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat and drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF45
Just to stay alive

Essentially, the sordid tale which inspired the song is that the dipshot got dumped by someone smarter, better traveled and better looking than her, and now she’s all butthurt because of it. Shit, at least Fall Out Boy got the angst down, a much-needed spice that Ms. Perry seems to miss from her homo-bashing tirade.

The girl Katy Perry kissed couldn't be reached for comment.
Above: The Girl Katy Perry Kissed.
who couldn’t be reached for comment

Even better yet, her excuse for the lyrics is as equally stupid:

“The fact of the matter is that we live in a very metrosexual world. You know, a girl might walk into a bar, meet a boy, and discover he’s more manicured than she is. And they can’t figure it out. Is he wearing foundation and a bit of bronzer? But he’s buying me drinks at the same time! “I’m not saying you’re so gay, you’re so lame. I’m saying, you’re so gay, but I don’t understand it because you don’t like boys!”

(Taken from Starpulse.com)

Pity I already gave away this month’s “Bitch, Please…” award. Katy could have been a shoe-in.


While I’m at it, thought I’d throw something else into this article as well.

“Songs that people need to stop listening to”
(aside from anything by Katy Perry)

-”Smooth” by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas

While I am in no way denying Santana’s skill as a guitarist (though Rob Thomas definately needs to go away for a while, ’cause there’s only three or four Matchbox Twenty songs worth listening to), this song is as technically interesting as a sack of soggy dicks. Not necessarily a BAD song, but it’s a dull run-of-the-mill Muzak specialty that shouldn’t have charted.

-”My Sharona” by The Knack

Another Muzak smash hit (which I feel will be a theme in this list). There are some good 70′s songs, “My Sharona” isn’t one of them. The oft-praised bassline is like a jackhammer into my brain. Pull the damn plug already.

-”The Lovecats” by The Cure

It pains me to say this, as I love LOVE LOVE The Cure. But seriously people, they’ve done other, better songs. Stop with the playing, the covering, and the loving of cats. PLEASE!

-”Seven Nation Army” by The White Stripes

Like The Cure, Jack and Meg have done better songs. I suggest you check them out. While I’m at it, can all aspiring bass players PLEASE learn the concept of timing and rhythm? or AT LEAST LISTEN to the song before attempting the bassline to “Seven Nation Army”. Your fellow musicians will appreciate it.

-”Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson

If your shitty mallgoth cover can get slammed by a different cover of the same song by a drug-addled crusty old country singer, you have a problem. Furthermore, Manson has only done 3 decent cover songs… Two of which were on a rather sub-par release to begin with.

The first monthly Rukusan.com “Bitch, Please…” award

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Came up with this idea for my ‘writings’ page while at work (regulars to the boards will remember that I don’t actually think about the job at work because it’s so. fucking. boring.). Hopefully I get my shit into gear and this will be a recurring event, hence the “Monthly” in the title.

The award will be given to the retarded, the insipid and the just plain “WTF” kinds of people who make society both great and not-great. It will be given to celebs, forum regulars, drinking buddies, etc. and much fun will be had at their expense.

So who is the prestigious winner of the first annual award, and why do they get it as opposed to all the assholes out there who I could have given it to?

The recipient has been the subject of my ridicule a while now, which pains me because I actually don’t mind the recipient, even in large doses. However, the comments she has made are just too bullshit-worthy to ignore.

The winner of the first monthly Rukusan.com “Bitch, Please…” award is…

Madonna
Entertainer, actress, Kabblah-blah cultist

Born Madonna Louise Ciccone, “Madge” has been rocking concert halls since the 80′s. Constantly reinventing herself, she’s remained one of today’s most popular entertainers. In between singing, wearing pointy bras and shagging her hubby, Guy Ritchie, she’s also managed to act in a few movies and plop out a couple of kids. Oh, and she’s also one of those Kabbalah types to boot.

She receives the award today after I read an interview in the paper regarding her new album “Hard Candy”. In response to a question about an Australian tour, Madonna replied with something along the lines of “It’s too far and it’s too expensive, but I’ll try to get down there”.

Can’t argue with that I guess, until you notice the slew of bands, comedians, artists and fucking dog food chefs who come down to Australia who aren’t even half as popular as Madonna. Some of these include:

-Tegan and Sara

-Death Cab for Cutie

-Kaki King

-Bill Bailey

-Dylan Moran

-Billy Corgan/The Smashing Pumpkins

-VNV Nation

-Moby

-Foo Fighters

and the list goes on.

I don’t know about you, but after reading that list, it seems that Madge’s bullshit doesn’t really hold up.

Don’t get me wrong, I can understand the “too far” bit, I’m a lazy guy and I can appreciate her also being lazy. But considering that Tegan and Sara, an indie rock duo who have only been around the last couple of years and don’t seem like the type to have millions of dollars stashed away like other more popular artists can get down here TWICE between last and this year, I can’t help but want to headbutt Madonna in the face for being a douche.

Not convinced? Alright… Kaki King. Kaki fucking King. has been down here twice recently, both as a guest/opening performer for other artists and to plug her own shit. When her first album was released in 1996, she was still waitressing at a restaurant/bar thing. you cannot tell me that -12 years after that album, she’s earnt even half of what Madonna can earn, yet she can still get her arse down here. So what the hell is Madonna’s fucking problem?

Granted, maybe the only album of Madge’s that is worth listening to is “Ray of Light” but surely album sales haven’t dwindled that much that she can’t afford a measly trip to Australia.

In any case, congratulations Madge, you’ve certainly earnt it.

Honorable Mention:

Chris Crocker, mostly for his big whinge-fest about how YouTube doesn’t love him